They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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