ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Will exercising make me less horny?
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