He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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