i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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