I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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