I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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