Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Sorry about my life...
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