my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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