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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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