At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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