Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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