Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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