i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Dick very happy bro
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
