it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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