Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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