he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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