just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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