And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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