This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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