Sry I called you an 8
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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