If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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