The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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