but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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