angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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