Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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