If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Apparently you make a good broom.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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