Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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