sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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