I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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