apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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