READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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