Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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