Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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