Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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