Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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