So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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