do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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