just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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