new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Two words: nipple clamps
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