Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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