He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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