she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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