Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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