At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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