they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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