So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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