Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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