Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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