what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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