youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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