idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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