I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He shit in the fireplace
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
