what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Shame is for Republicans.
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