I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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