I'd wear matching sweaters with you
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I supernannyed him into submission
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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