hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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