i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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